Quotes

Some of the Most Memorable Quotes from the Office

The worst thing about prison was the dementors!
-Michael Scott

I am running away from my responsabilities and it feels good!
-Michael Scott

Beats. Bears. Battlestar. Galactica.
-Jim
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
- Dwight

I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
-Michael Scott

Toby works in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family
-Michael Scott

Sid I stutter?
-Stanley

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.
-Creed

Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes, I mean all times. All of the time. Every of the time.
-Kevin Malone